Blue-Footed Booby
Photograph by Tim Laman
These distinctive webbed feed belong to a blue-footed booby of the Galapagos Islands. The bluer, the better: Courting males show off with a high-stepping strut- and those with brighter feet are more attractive to potential mates.
So I have this thing where if I’m playing kings and I get to pick a category I always, always pick birds because when you’re drunk it’s funny to shout out “blue-footed booby!!!”
So, FYI, I’m classy AS SHIT.
My biology teacher pretended to be one of these once in order to demonstrate mating behaviour, so he walked towards me...
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