January 2012
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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When your new memory foam smells awful and you think I am that bad smell, you should probably say something before like… an hour and 45 minutes go by.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Did Americans in 1776 have British accents?
treehouseboat: nickpatrick: Reading David McCullough’s 1776, I found myself wondering: Did Americans in 1776 have British accents? If so, when did American accents diverge from British accents? The answer surprised me. Read More Whoa. Neat.
Dec 30th
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There was something extra crunchy when I bit into...
So I spit it out, half-eaten. All over myself. :(
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to for whatever reason but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like yeah we homies
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“I actually attack the concept of happiness. The idea that - I don’t mind people...”
– Hugh Mackay (via slekes)
Dec 25th
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For some reason all I want to do with my day is...
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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My dad is now having a conversation with me about how he thinks Demi Moore is not aging well.  I want to hit him with a brick.  At least he quit after about the fourth hour of conservative rhetoric and moved on to celebrities who may or may not have had/currently “need” plastic surgery. God, thank you for sparkling wine. Merry Christmas.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Christmas with Closet Gay Dad...
It’s just the two of us.  He leaves the room to take a call with his “friend” Michael (aka “Mitow”), who decided to work today.  Dad proceeds to talk to him in a baby voice for 20 minutes. Why isn’t he here?  It’s a bit obnoxious to me because Mitow seems like a nice guy but he rarely, if ever, speaks to me.  I believe he is under direct suggestion from...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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James Franco Unable To Understand Why Ryan Gosling...
girl-detective: NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT—Hollywood star and ridiculously accomplished renaissance man, James Franco, expressed confusion this Wednesday as to why his famous peer, actor Ryan Gosling, was the subject of an increasingly absurd internet meme that relies on images of Gosling paired with academically inclined pick-up lines. “It just doesn’t make sense,” said the befuddled...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Listenintheaeroplane: Grey Reverend - Walk the Same ...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Listenkeepdoingitwrong: Can’t Stand Beggin’ (Madcon...
Dec 19th
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“Flowers sent by admirers might be coated in poison.”
– The Nancy Drew Guide to Life (via kiyaar)
Dec 18th
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I made it out of a gay country and western karaoke...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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“Worrying is praying for the things you don’t want.”
– my yoga teacher (via kristinnoeline)
Dec 17th
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