January 2012
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When your new memory foam smells awful and you think I am that bad smell, you should probably say something before like… an hour and 45 minutes go by.
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Did Americans in 1776 have British accents?
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nickpatrick:
Reading David McCullough’s 1776, I found myself wondering: Did Americans in 1776 have British accents? If so, when did American accents diverge from British accents?
The answer surprised me.
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Whoa. Neat.
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There was something extra crunchy when I bit into...
So I spit it out, half-eaten.
All over myself.
:(
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there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to for whatever reason but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like
yeah we homies
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I actually attack the concept of happiness. The idea that - I don’t mind people...
– Hugh Mackay (via slekes)
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For some reason all I want to do with my day is...
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My dad is now having a conversation with me about how he thinks Demi Moore is not aging well. I want to hit him with a brick. At least he quit after about the fourth hour of conservative rhetoric and moved on to celebrities who may or may not have had/currently “need” plastic surgery.
God, thank you for sparkling wine.
Merry Christmas.
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Christmas with Closet Gay Dad...
It’s just the two of us. He leaves the room to take a call with his “friend” Michael (aka “Mitow”), who decided to work today. Dad proceeds to talk to him in a baby voice for 20 minutes.
Why isn’t he here? It’s a bit obnoxious to me because Mitow seems like a nice guy but he rarely, if ever, speaks to me. I believe he is under direct suggestion from...
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James Franco Unable To Understand Why Ryan Gosling...
girl-detective:
NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT—Hollywood star and ridiculously accomplished renaissance man, James Franco, expressed confusion this Wednesday as to why his famous peer, actor Ryan Gosling, was the subject of an increasingly absurd internet meme that relies on images of Gosling paired with academically inclined pick-up lines.
“It just doesn’t make sense,” said the befuddled...
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Flowers sent by admirers might be coated in poison.
– The Nancy Drew Guide to Life (via kiyaar)
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I made it out of a gay country and western karaoke...
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Worrying is praying for the things you don’t want.
– my yoga teacher (via kristinnoeline)